Haha these are hilarious! I say its a pretty good job. The comments were also very entertaining. Don't know how else to say this but umm... I guess haters are always gonna hate:)
By all means, if you guys and gals think you are so great, please grab an application. Then, we can see who can write and perform better and who is just running their mouths. Campus Center Rm. 215.
I really want to approach Suit Guy, I think he's hot. I've only talked to him once at the Campus Business Office, & he seemed kinda... snobbish? That just makes him hotter to me though.
Re: Library Patron Downloading PornThe library doesn't do anything about it because they're not psychic. If they don't know it's happening, they can't intervene. It's your job to speak up if it bothers you, and to let them know it's happening. They can't read your mind.