Rants

Everyone is always looking for a new change in their life. How about growing the F*** up!!! How about that for a new change in life?

To the blond kid who loves the Jersey Shore and is the plumdog billionaire. I went to your house hoping to get lucky but instead we just watched Jersey Shore reruns and you took bong hits of top. Shitty.

Just for the record, the MILK THE COW event and KALUA PIG event are put on by the CC's. Yeah, the STUDENTS (yeah we're all students too) who have to remind you to STFU every damn day. WE are the people who make the events for you. If you want the shuttle back maybe you should get educated and blame the right people.

To the girl who has had at least five phone conversations in the middle of the library while everyone is trying to study... I am at a loss for words.

Bomb Hills Not Countries.

Stop wasting my tuition money on making all the buildings so cold! I'm freezing all the time!

To the girl ranting about the handicapped ticket... The handicap picture was not covered, so that should be a hint. If I vandalized a sign I wouldn't go back to re-vandalize it. Stop harassing the parking office. You're the one that did something wrong!! And now you have to pay for it.

This one goes out to plumdog billionaire. Dude, you are one tobacco bong hit away from emphysema, give it a break man.

From the skinny kid at the airport house, I have a name and it's **** ******. I'm sorry I stare so much, I have debilitating head and I zone out a lot. Try not to be so flattered.

You know what? I'm sick of registering for classes that are filled up by people who have nothing to do with it... They don't even need those classes.

The layouts are messy - take a look at UH Manoa's student newspaper sometime. Ke Kalahea looks more like a teenage magazine than a newspaper and I think one of the main reasons for this is that it seems to prioritize images over text. It looks terrible when you insert pictures haphazardly into the pages and then try to squish the text to fit around it!

To that traffic cop that whistles at every car that passes by: SHUT THE F*** UP.

If you don't know what that little guy in the wheelchair means on the sign, and you can't understand why others aren't parking in the sweet spots close to class - you are too stupid to drive and we want you off the roads and outta the parking lots. Also, college is not for everyone!

EPIC FAIL with regard to the library being closed during spring break! I had actually planned to get work and research done, using actual books! Maybe a longer winter break so we can keep the campus open during spring break?

The cellphone reception in the dorms sucks @$$! They need to just put a cell tower right on campus.. I cant talk to my parents let alone get important phone calls when I'm home.

ALSO! the internet in the dorms needs to get fixed NOW!!! this is ridiculous!!

you guys should really put up the solutions for sudoku the same time you put out the issues, it's common sense. you guys say at the bottom of the Player page, "All answers at kekalahea.com" when really it should state "All answers is not on the site yet please give us a few days because we tell you folks to go to the site for the answers yet there isn't any."

What is going on with the bathrooms in Kanaka?ole Hall? Shame, shame, shame! I have been going to this school for some time now and the bathrooms there are only getting worse! Yes new buildings are great, but what about commonplaces, where not only students use them, but the outside community as well. Please fix it soon: it is a disgrace!

To the idiots who smoke UNDER NO SMOKING SIGNS. How did you get into college without being able to read?! Rules exist for a reason. Stop torturing everyone else with your bad habits.

The library lanai smokers are just being annoying. I am a smoker and I don't ever feel the need to smoke on campus. The library lanai is not there for people to sit and smoke and talk shit. It's for people to study and use the wifi. Have some respect. You are giving smokers a bad name.

A whole article on "The Airport House?" When is "Club 1201" going to get some love?

I love paying for wireless internet connection that I can't use!!!

Whoever wrote ?it?s a free country!? needs to rewrite the quote, but this time they need to exclude ?except for fat guys in Speedos?. C?mon now that is sooo wrong in so many ways!

What's up with the newspaper asking people to send in information? Isn't that a journalists job? Do your own damn research