Rants and Raves (Issue 4, Fall 2011)

Rants

To the noobs at CH13, stop raging all LOL! <3

The Journalism Symposium this weekend was great! I'm a full time student with a full time job. There weren't many other students there. What's up with you guys? Get involved!

Why do most of the girls at this school dress skanky. Wear some real clothes. Like honestly, do you think I want to see your ass and tits all the time?

To the people who talk on the phone in the library. Could you not? People are trying to study.

To the person who could not figure out how to flush the toilet (or was just way too lazy to do it)

SERIOUSLY?!? It's not that hard.

To the guy wearing the "blink if you want me" t-shirt, you make me want to cut my eyelids off.

Everyone needs to stop hating on suit guy. Y'all just wish you had mad style like him. Not everyone can pull off looking so sharp, you know.

Need one wrestling club!

Campus security takes their jobs way to seriously. Idk if they got the memo, but they arent cops! & is it really necessary to bring ALL available security & then some to bust a couple of people for drinking and smoking in the dorms?! And them dump ALL the alchohol out. Pricks. Seems like they need to smoke one themselves. Relax killahs.

& what up with putting boots on everyones cars. Whats the point of registering three cars if your gona boot em anyways? Douche nozzles.

Raves

To the girl who always thinks I'm automatically not her friend, because I dont text her back immediantly...Seriously...CHILL!

yooo suit guy whats up with you not wearing a suit?? no ones making fun of you about it, its the sh*t.. so get it together put your suit on slick your hair back, get your umbrella and lets do this thing!!!!

Does everyone in hilo smoke weed?

Dear Haolez,

You guys talk too much sometimes. Just relax!!

How come Ke Kalahea isn't online yet? I need my KK fix! Student body, support your news organization... Pretty please volunteer your digi-skills!

To the guy I walked behind...you have the most sexiest butt I've ever seen in my life.

I love my hawaiian 201 class. It's super fun... :-P

I like most of the people who work in the Hale `ikena office...keep up the good work.

Dear Daniel,

I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. Your the scum between my toes!

Love Alfalfa

P.S. Your a sick SAC leader :)

Brah SAC pepo is pretty cool & action, full on supporter, UH Housing is full on awesome :D

to the cute black guy that stays on the bottom floor of Tobe Hale. I always see you dancing around campus with your headphones on and it would be nice if you could smile back once and a while.

To the boy who always stares at me at campus center, grow some balls and make a move already!! ;)